Last night I saw U.S. Attorney General Gonzales on the telly, saying: “I’m not going to resign. I’m going to stay focused on protecting our kids.”

Yo, General, do me a favor: Let me take care of protecting my kids. I don’t vote Republican so that some nanny state can relieve me of my responsibilities.

And speaking of responsibilities, try attending to yours–defending our nation’s borders against unwanted intruders, for example.