The really, really, really super-awesome version. Some of you will hate it. Some of you will recognize its hardcore super-awesomeness. The latter category will gladly grab laser-swords and defend me against vile attacks from the former. Of this, there can be no debate.

Note: Those in the know understand that super-awesomeness almost always involves ninjas and pirates. ‘Nuff said. A nod is as good as a a wink to a blind android with really cool lasers.