From Fox’s “O’Reilly factor” December 13:

On the Republican establishment, of which O’Reilly (“a registered independent”) is not a member:

Well, I guess that’s the reason you haven’t been to the monthly meetings that we hold at the Masonic Temple.
On the full moon. At midnight.
You’ve got to bring a live lamb. Karl Rove brings the incense.
I’m sure you would enjoy the chanting. And also the Pledge of Allegiance to the Trilateral Commission.