From a reader:

I do not think this lawsuit should be easily ridiculed – where else could you find the titans of Western Civilization (Plato, the Vatican, Michaelangelo), the leaders of the free world (Bush, etc.) as well as a stellar cast for Cannonball Run III (Tony Danza, Tara Reid, Christina Applegate, Joey Buttafuoco, ”Vern Minni Me,” and JJ McClure himself, Burt Reynolds). Plus, with Jay-Z, Suge Knight and Puff Daddy, you would have a helluva soundtrack. And, Kevin Bacon is in there, virtually guaranteeing that you will win every game of “Six Degrees of…,” oh, forever.Nevermind. I made it only half way through and I feel like the dude in the chair in “Clockword Orange.” My mind is capable of only so much.