Kathryn: What on earth would I be doing at a Happy Hour?

Ancient Jewish joke:

Man goes to tailor, asks him to make a pair of pants. How long will it take?

Tailor: “I can have them ready for you in a month.”

Customer: “A month? For a pair of pants? It only took the good Lord six days to make the world!”

Tailor: “Right. And just look at it!”