Jay Leno had a good crack tonight about Hollywood’s standards. To get the joke, you have to know that Roman Polanski, who won the Oscar the other night for Best Director, couldn’t be there to accept it because of an outstanding warrant for his arrest. Anyway, Leno remarked that he was driving around listening to an L.A. talk radio host going on about how weird it was that Mel Gibson is building his own Catholic parish. The deejay said that Mel must have lost his mind.

“Don’t you love this town?” said Leno. “You drug an underage girl, you rape her, you flee the country, you get an Oscar. But you build a church, and it’s ‘What are you, nuts?!”