Pornography ain’t harmless, kids. Would this really be a total coincidence?:

The head of a U.S. military police unit at Baghdad’s Abu Ghraib prison is under investigation following charges he secretly photographed naked female American soldiers, officials said on Wednesday.
Capt. Leo Merck, 32, a member of the California National Guard who commanded the 124-strong 870th Military Police Company, is under U.S. Army investigation and has been relieved of duty, they said.