What does one do with e-mails like this one other than share with friends around the Corner?

I just thought I would let you know that I attended Jonah Goldberg’s talk last night at the University of Tennessee and greatly enjoyed the discussion. I think he was slightly disappointed that there were not more angry liberals to argue with but the people in attendance had a wonderful time anyway.
The main point I feel I should share is that after the talk and the Q&A session I got in line for Mr. Goldberg’s book signing. Since all the questions were on topic and not zombie related I expressed my wish that I had asked about the coming zombie apocalypse so Mr. Goldberg could enlighten us about the best methods of preparation. In response, Mr. Goldberg signed my book with a most disturbing note. “This book is useless against zombies.” I am horribly disappointed and wanted to ask if there was any possibility of another edition being released that includes a built-in shotgun or baseball bat, or at least is sufficiently weighty to serve as a defensive device?