Lipstick For Eyeshadow

Dear Mrs. Konig,

Minivans are painfully dorky cars to all of us guys, much more so than Star

Trek is. I’m attempting to think of a female equivalent of dorkiness:

ordinary guys look at guys who drive minivans the way ordinary women look at

women who use lipstick for eyeshadow.

Best,

Mike

P.S.–Feel free to post my thoughts in the corner.