I can’t be the only one who did a double-take looking at the headlines atop the Drudge Report right now

SHALES: OSCARS A ‘BORE AND HORROR’…
LOWRY: ‘UNSPECTACULAR-BORDERING-ON-DULL’…
FINKE: I BEAR THE SCARS…
ALESSANDRA: DEGENERES’S AISLE ROUTINE GOT A LITTLE OLD…