I was delighted to read this sentence in a story on elections near where I live: “A crowded field of five Democrats are in a race to replace Del. Rob Krupicka (D), who announced he won’t run for reelection because he has opened a doughnut shop, in a district divided between Alexandria, Fairfax County and Arlington.” (The only other thing I know about the man is that his campaign signs used to explain that his name “rhymes with Eureka!”)