Dennis Miller on Jay Leno: sounds like Jonah.

Dixie Chicks might as well open world tour in Basra with “Walk Like an Egyptian”

Demonstrators who misuse Hitler: Bush is HItler, Ashcroft is HItler, Rumsfeld is Hitler. The only one who isn’t Hitler is the foreign guy with a mustache who drops you if you disagree with him

Peter Arnett: How can I trust a guy with a combover like that? Dude, we know you’re bald?

Michael Moore: How can such a big guy be such a small man? It is that stupd moron’s right to be utterly completely wrong.