From Cool Craig at Pixar, a great timewaster. You type a sentence in English, and using computer translation software, the program translates it in and out of several languages, leaving you with horrendous and hilarious gobbledegook. From the webpage:

“I’m a little tea pot, short and stout.” – translates to – “They are a small POTENTIOMETER, short circuits and a beer of malzes of the tea.”

“A cookie is just a cookie, but fig newtons are fruit and cake.” – translates to – “biskuit has expert of biskuit, but Newton von Fig is fruit and hardens.”

“When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that’s amore.” – translates to – “If the moon fixes its eye like a great vector of Fleischpie of the vector of Pizzapie, is the lover.”

I did this one: “Why did President Bush nominate Miers to the supreme court? On account of the flies.” – translates to – “Why the president indicated to Bush Miers the raised cut? Since then the one of the flies.” Indeed.