Iโ€™ve gotten a lot of e-mail along these lines in response this post:

Hey Jonah:
Why am I unsurprised that you married into a family that owns a liquor store?
Wise man, wise man.
โ€“Just kidding

Ah yes, I really lucked out. My brother-in-law actually owns several liquor stores. Alas, theyโ€™re four time zones away and just south of the Arctic Circle, but beyond that small inconvenience, Iโ€™m stoked.

Iโ€™m lucky for my in-laws in many ways, but easy access to firewater isnโ€™t at the top of the list.