Well, now that the whole Plame thing turns out to be even more trivial than even we imagined, on to more important things. The deal with A-Rod is: He will not be playing ball for the Dominican Republic in the World Baseball Classic, since that country doesnโ€™t recognize dual citizenship (unlike our own lackadaisacal approach to the subject). Now that weโ€™ve exhausted the 14th Amendment, anyone want to argue dual citizenship?