From the inbox:

Subject: Spitzer: I donโ€™t get it. Dear KJL, I cannot understand the whole prostitution thing anyway, but I *really* donโ€™t get it in Gov. Spitzerโ€™s case: Silda Wall Spitzer is โ€ฆ, well, to put it crudely, totally smokinโ€™ hot. Good grief. Reminds me of Chesterton, this is butchered, but something along the lines of: Iโ€™m amazed at men who desire to be with many women, as I am so grateful to even have one, which is more than I deserve. -Bill

UPDATE from West Palm Beach:

Your reader was paraphrasing this passage from Chestertonโ€™s โ€œOrthodoxyโ€: โ€I could never mix in the common murmur of that rising generation against monogamy, because no restriction on sex seemed so odd and unexpected as sex itselfโ€ฆ Keeping to one woman is a small price for so much as seeing one woman. To complain that I could only be married once was like complaining that I had only been born once. It was incommensurate with the terrible excitement of which one was talking.โ€ โ€“ Chapter 4 โ€“ The Ethics of Elfland