Another superior choice to Putin: One Rush H. Limbaugh. As you may recall, he made some money off Harry Reid for American Marines after a ridiculous phony controversy. He was vindicated in his pushback against Brave New World advocates in 2007. He also humbly overcame some other struggles and remains a steady and successful conservative voice on the radio.

On the radio today, by the way, in response to the Drudge Hillary gossip, he said: “Please, Mrs. Clinton, stay in this race.” (He expects she will.)