The U.N. Secretary-General is doing the Armageddon version of the Obama we-need-to-pass-this-[insert name of unread trillion-dollar boondoggle here]-by-Tuesday shtick:

We have just four months. Four months to secure the future of our planet.

Gee, that ups the ante on Al (“Ten years”) Gore and Prince (“Eight years”) Charles.

Oddly enough, for a speech given by a Korean in Korea, it appears to have been transcribed by some Friars Club comic from the Fifties:

I’m glad that the Chairman of the forum and many other speakers have used my campaign slogan “Seal the Deal” in Copenhagen. I won’t charge them loyalty. Please use this “Seal the Deal” as widely as possible, as much as you can.

“I won’t charge them loyalty”? Ah-so.