To-May-Toe/to-Mah-Toe

The National Lawyers Guild is calling for a “National Day of Outrage” over Lynne Stewart’s well-earned conviction.

Okay, they call it a day of outrage. I call it “Day of drinking beer and eating buffalo wings while angry and bitter reds have conniptions on C-Span while I laugh real hard.”

Theirs is easier to say, I admit.