Here’s the Rev. Chloe Breyer, priestess of the Episcopal Church USA (and daughter of SCOTUS justice Stephen Breyer), explaining why Jesus might really have been born a bastard, and why it’s good for women if we were to believe that his mother had conceived him with a man not her husband. Meanwhile, over on the Catholic side, the Jesuit-published America magazine is in hot water for running an advertisement for an, ahem, work of art featuring a statue of the Virgin Mary swathed in a condom. Diogenes at the Catholic World News blog doesn’t buy the Jebbies’ sham explanation for this sacrilege.