Copenhagen (2x), Virginia, New Jersey, Massachusetts….

…and now Kentucky:

(1) Tuesday morning: Undefeated Kentucky is #1 in NCAA men’s hoops.

(2) Later Tuesday: President Obama calls Kentucky coach Calipari, shmoozes super-freshman John Wall, and thanks the team for its Haiti relief fundraising.

(3) Tuesday night: Kentucky suffers its first loss of the season, to unranked South Carolina.

MEMO to Saints and Colts: Decline all phone calls from White House switchboard.