Yeah, as you suspected, no Thriller.

Corner reader Michael Jackson has it tough. He e-mails: “Well, I for one can relate to the cruel humor of

Office Space. My name happens to be, unfortunately,

Michael Jackson. All of the Michael Bolton jokes on

the movie just left me in stitches, as only someone in

my situation can really understand. Office Space gets

a high rating from me…

p.s. and NO I WILL NOT MOONWALK/feed my chimp/miss my

court date, etc……