So Mick Jagger turned 60 over the weekend. That’s depressing news in its own right, but it’s even sadder to read the following:

“He works out every other day in the gym, avoids fatty food, doesn’t smoke and drinks only the occasional glass of red wine.”

If it’s any consolation, Keith Richards, also turns 60 later this year. His health regime is, I believe, very, very different.