I’m married to a hockey mom. As fate would have it, last night we received the schedule for the opening weekend of our kids’ fall season. It involves an ice time of 5:40 am, which is really nothing unusual. A 3:00 am phone call? Child’s play for a pit bull in lipstick. Though I must say, I haven’t seen very many hockey moms who actually wear lipstick to these early-morning practices.