Daniel Oliver Derbyshire, age 8, and his little friend Michael from next

door, were permitted to play on the big computer in Dad’s office while Dad

went off to fiddle with his tree house.

When Dad came back, he found that his Ann Coulter doll had been STRIPPED TO

THE BUFF.

Oh, God. I’m not going to be able to handle my kids’ adolescence, I know

I’m not.