Hmph! It has never been I that first opened the sluice-gates of

salacity and smut on The Corner, always others. Note how, after posting a

link to the article about the robot breast examiner, I austerely refrained

from any comment at all.

Having thus demonstrated my devotion to propriety, I feel I can be permitted

a limerick, one which will only make any sense at all to the minuscule

minority of Corner readers that knows how to pronounce the odder sort of

English surnames.

A popular girl is Miss Cholmondeley,

She’s youthful, attractive, and colmondeley,

And never objects

To suggestions of sex

But simply cooperates dolmondeley.