A reader writes:

Here in Washington state, a couple of years ago Olympia paid big money to come up with a new state motto. Their contribution: “Say Wa!”

I kinda like that one. Maybe the template will catch on: “Like, DE!” “What The FL?” “PA Humbug!” “The Ego Of ID!” “It’s All About ME!” “Here’s MD In Your Eye!” “Best VT Forward!” “OK Aye The Noo!” “The End Is NY!” “WY Bother?”