Via our friend Michelle Malkin, we learn the following:

A Milwaukee police officer was arrested Wednesday by federal immigration agents on suspicion of being an illegal immigrant who assumed the identity of his dead cousin a decade ago.

But who’s to say the immigration agents aren’t themselves illegal immigrants? After all:

For Border Patrol officials, it could scarcely have been more embarrassing.
One of their own was an illegal immigrant.
And, investigators say, he was using his government-issued truck to smuggle other illegal immigrants into the United States.

Of course, we could check directly with the White House, but who knows if those guys are any more legal than the Border Patrol and Milwaukee Police Department? After all:

An illegal immigrant who worked on the White House grounds for two years — rubbing elbows with the likes of Bill Clinton and Dick Cheney — has been indicted in Texas.

Cops, Border Patrol agents, White House staff… Any day now we’ll discover the Governor of a mid-sized state or the Secretary of Homeland Security is an illegal immigrant. At this rate, it may be easier for the government just to issue a short list of the jobs Americans will do.