I really get the feeling few people are actually working today; from a reader:

Let’s not forget Ramesh Ponnuru: Ram-Po; Michael Ledeen: M-Lead (faster,
please); David Frum: D-Fr (pronounced Dee-Fer, soon to evolve to Mos’ Deef);
John Podhoretz: J-Pod; James Robbins: J-Rob

The Ledeen one is real fitting though.

My one name comment: I look forward to the day when people will not accidentally call me Jennifer.