As noted earlier, the New York Times reports today on Democratic anxiety over the expected release this summer of Der Schlickmeister’s memoir, which “Some people” say may be “more candid than cynics expect.” (Mr. “Some People,” no one who is not a fool expects candor from a Clinton.)

The Times begins with the notion that Kerry fans are worried about how the book will divert attention to “Mr. Clinton’s outsize legacy of scandal and achievement.” How’s that for a Chex-spoiling sentence?