Another e-mailer nominates Toby Keith and Willie Nelson in the Uday-Qusay song category. This sounds like a Texas governor would talk, if not a Texas transplant weirding out Manhattan:

Justice is the one thing you should always find
You got to saddle up your boys
You got to draw a hard line
When the gun smoke settles we’ll sing a victory tune
We’ll all meet back at the local saloon
We’ll raise up our glasses against evil forces
Singing whiskey for my men, beer for my horses