WIFE: [sarcastically] I’m just so proud.

ME: What?

WIFE: Have you seen Andrew Sullivan?

ME: Not yet. What?

WIFE: [Laughing] Go check out his site.

Item on site:

HAIRIER THAN THOU: When I first saw the headline, I feared Jonah Goldberg had been at the Jagermeister again. Mercifully, he’s innocent. But this story. about a duel over hairy bottoms strikes me as a new low in Maxim culture. Or maybe it’s just the beginning of a new reality television show.

ME: Oh. Are you sorry you married me? Hello? Hello…? Honey…?

WIFE: No. [Sigh]