From Time Bandits:

Evil: If I were creating the world I wouldn’t mess about with butterflies and daffodils. I would have started with lasers, eight o’clock, Day One!

[zaps one of his minions accidentally, minion screams]

Evil: Sorry.

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Evil: Oh Benson, dear Benson, you are so mercifully free of the ravages of intelligence.

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[And this one’s for Derb]

Supreme Being: They’ll think I’ve lost control again and leave it all to evolution.