I have been honored by a communication from Mr. Arbuthnot, the world’s leading expert on fashionable cliches. Mr. Arbuthnot’s email reads as

follows:

Mr. Derbyshire,

Don’t worry, I’m all over it like white on rice! We are totally on the same page with the Miers person — I mean, there’s no there there, is there? But — wheels coming off the presidency? Nah, just a speed bump. W just needs to pull back and regroup. Oops, breaking up…

going through a tunnel… cul8r…

From my Blackberry