From a reader:

Oh, you *can’t* let a great idea like NRO-MST3K out, Jonah, without at least casting the thing! Who would be the robot? A no-brainer there: Derb. Couch is ready, too, I’m sure.
Isn’t there some lame public access cable time available in NYC? All you’d have to do is tape Peter Jennings doing *anything* and it’d be a slam-dunk. What an enhancement to Derb Radio!