This guy doesn’t like me. In what might seem like a theological stretch that distorts space and time, he suggests I might dislike the Pope because I criticized Jim Moran and Chris Matthews. But you know what? He’s got me pegged fair and square. I hate Catholics. Hate ‘em, hate ‘em, hate ‘em. All that friendly banter with K-Lo? A ruse. Working for Bill Buckley’s magazine? Penetrating enemy lines. My numerous comments about how this Pope is a hoss and one of the last lions of the 20th Century? Nothing but Iraqi-syle disinformation. My column saying Islam needs a Pope? Propaganda. And, of course, my decision to marry a Papist? Undercover work (no pun intended).