These are some of the costume suggestions Planned Parenthood of New York City has to offer:
Dress normally. Since STDs often canโt be distinguished with the naked eye, itโll be up to you to tell people what you are. . . .
Dress all in copper and put copper pipe cleaners on your head: youโre an IUD! . . .
Draw a calendar on your shirt and carry a bongo drum: Youโre the Rhythm Method! . . .
Walk around with a bunch of babies: Youโre โabstinence onlyโ sex education
Some are particularly brilliant:
Wear all black, but then spell out the word โDamnโ on your chest with bright green dental floss: Youโre a Dental Dam!
and
Drape ivy over your shoulders and paint a big โFโ on your shirt: Youโre IVF
And classy:
Wear galoshes and carry an oar: Youโre roe v wade
Others just give me the chills:
Wear all your winter gear and curl into the fetal position whenever possible: Youโre a frozen embryo.





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