These are some of the costume suggestions Planned Parenthood of New York City has to offer:

Dress normally. Since STDs often canโ€™t be distinguished with the naked eye, itโ€™ll be up to you to tell people what you are. . . .
Dress all in copper and put copper pipe cleaners on your head: youโ€™re an IUD! . . .
Draw a calendar on your shirt and carry a bongo drum: Youโ€™re the Rhythm Method! . . .
Walk around with a bunch of babies: Youโ€™re โ€œabstinence onlyโ€ sex education

Some are particularly brilliant:

Wear all black, but then spell out the word โ€œDamnโ€ on your chest with bright green dental floss: Youโ€™re a Dental Dam!

and

Drape ivy over your shoulders and paint a big โ€œFโ€ on your shirt: Youโ€™re IVF

And classy:

Wear galoshes and carry an oar: Youโ€™re roe v wade

Others just give me the chills:

Wear all your winter gear and curl into the fetal position whenever possible: Youโ€™re a frozen embryo.