Kathryn, on that topic, here’s what Myers actually wrote:

I have an idea. Can anyone out there score me some consecrated communion wafers? There’s no way I can personally get them…If you can smuggle some out from under the armed guards and grim nuns hovering over your local communion ceremony, just write to me and I’ll send you my home address.

Juvenile and disasteful nonsense (and there’s much more where that comes from), to be sure, but quite how it can generate fears for the “safety” of worshipers escapes me.