An agitated listener (i.e. to Radio Derb):

”Derb—Shouldn’t you have referred to the Labor Secretary as ‘Mrs. McConnell’ or ‘Ms. Chao,’ rather than ‘Mrs. Chao?’”

[Derb] Whatever. Since they stopped taking their husband’s names, who can be bothered? In the words of the immortal Tony Hancock, refusing to give up his seat on a bus to a woman: “You lot wanted equality, didn’t you? And you got it, didn’t you? All right, now stand there and enjoy it.”