From ABCNews.com

MAN THOUGHT TO HAVE DRUG-RESISTANT STRAIN OF TUBERCULOSIS, SETTING OFF
WORLDWIDE SCARE, ACTUALLY HAS A LESS SEVERE FORM OF THE DISEASE,
ACCORDING TO FEDERAL HEALTH OFFICIALS

In other news, the war on terror is just a bumper sticker.

Oh, no, that one’s real, isn’t it? And John Edwards really said that bumper-sticker thing, didn’t he?