So, John, you won’t write for it and you won’t let your children read it. The Village Voice has been publishing in this city for eons, we are familiar with all manner of dregitude. The New York Press often had items of interest, e.g., Tony Millionaire (now in the voice), and J.R. Taylor’s haiku obit for William Kunstler.

Dead William Kunstler,
Burning with rapists and thugs.
Roy Cohn looks cool now.