I bet you didn’t know that the Detroit News and Detroit Free Press have a theme song. Well, they do, and I get to see the video for it quite a bit because they play it as a television ad during Detroit Tiger games. Hey, I’m all for lifting the spirits of a depressed city, which is also my hometown. But did the newspapers have to make their ad look like a public-service announcement for Barack Obama, Jennifer Granholm, and the Democratic Party?