From the Daily Telegraph:

“Churchgoers risk lung cancer because of unhealthy air caused by candles and incense, researchers say.”

The solution, as Antoine Clarke over at Samizdata notes, is obvious: The EU must “immediately ban all church-going for children, impose a tax on adult church-goers, put health warnings on the outsides of all churches….”

And, over here, I’d expect Nurse Bloomberg to do the same.

Well, mayor, why not?