From a reader:

Dear Jonah,
I just read your Goldberg File on Jerry. That was one damn fine piece of writing. I might add – to hell with Keith Olbermann. I loved the guy when he was doing sports with Dan Patrick on ESPN. There his smarmy a-hole Groucho Marx shtick was amusing – even funny. Apply his act to real issues plus his Mo Dowd-esque Liberalism (snobbery + idiocy — fairness = Dowdism) and I can barely lay eyes on the man without my blood pressure going up.
I live in Amarillo, Texas — the land of bona fide hicks. Springer would be run out of this town on a rail. We have a name in between the Sierra Nevada and the Appalachians for the average schmo Springer exploits – “Crank Addict” (sadly enough)….