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Top 10 favorite Christmas Carols in the Corner:
10. I’m Dreaming of a Red State Christmas
9. O Christmas Dead Tree!
8. Silent Moyers
7. Do You Here What I Hear? Asparagus
Ice Cream!?
6. What Child (not fetus!!!) Is This?
5. Have a Holly (Non) Jihad Christmas
4. The First NR.
3. Jonah to the World
2. Go Tell It On The Corner
1. K-Lo We Have Heard On High