I’m sorely tempted to start telling jokes about non-subscribers the way we used to tell Polish, Newfie, and Alec Baldwin jokes. You heard about the non-subscriber who walked into the room carrying a pile of dog poop in both hands and said, “hey look what I almost stepped in!”

Prediction: I will get emails from non-subs going Pelosi on me because they take this personally (“Classic non-sub behavior!” — The Couch).