From a reader:

Jonah,
Firstly, as a (non-drinking) Bible believer, I find it curious why anyone would think that I would be offended by your comments on the Bible. If I became offended every time a non-evangelical spoke then I would have to board myself up in a cellar.
Secondly, while I appreciate the excitement of classical scholars (I know one or two of them), we have been decoding Oxyrhynchus Papyri for a hundred years now and we have found plenty of Biblical writings – all of them confirming the text of the New Testament. P69, for example, is a copy of all of the writings of Apostle Paul. It dates from between 75 AD to 275 AD.
The “new gospels may be found” line is just purple prose. If the Oxyrhynchus Papyri collection were going to deliver surprising results, then some hint would have been noticed in the last hundred years.
We may indeed find some new Euripides play, after all, we already know that Euripides wrote plays that are now lost. But we are not going to find new gospels when complete, bound copies of the entire gospels have already been discovered (Codex’s A, B, X etc).
Reporters sometimes write purple prose for the love of the excitement it generates. In the case of this little reporter’s efforts, knowledgeable people will just shrug.