Senator Frank Murkowski has been elected governor of the great state of the Alaska. He has the opportunity to appoint his own replacement to the Senate. As I’ve indicated before there is really only one great choice for this appointment. I am referring, of course, to Mrs. Jonah Goldberg AKA Jessica Gavora. This would mean great things for her, for me, for National Review and for Cosmo the Wonderdog who would be able to go to work with Jessica from now on and, conceivably, mark Ted kennedy’s territory — if ya know what I’m saying. She’s from Alaska, qualified, sharp, conservative and all that stuff. She even worked for Murkowski. She could put her book on Title IX into action and I could walk around half-dressed in the Senate cafeteria slapping Hillary Clinton on the back and messing-up Trent Lott’s hair (with trowel, I suppose). But, most important, it would generate scads of new material for NRO. Let the Gavora Groundswell Begin! Let the Flying Monkey Fly! Away!