Here’s a tough tale for you, John – via Reuters. Apart from the distressing absence of Uma Thurman and Lucy Liu (yes, I saw – and greatly enjoyed – Kill Bill last night), it has everything else – fish, blood, guts, a knife, a shark, someone known as ‘the Iceman,’ bleak northern landscapes and a boat called “Erik the Red”:

“STOCKHOLM, Oct 23 (Reuters) – An Icelandic fishing captain, known as “the Iceman” for his tough character, grabbed a 300 kg (660 lb) shark with his bare hands as it swam in shallow water towards his crew, a witness said on Thursday. The skipper of the trawler “Erik the Red” was on a beach in Kuummiit, east Greenland, watching his crew processing a catch when he saw the shark swimming towards the fish blood and guts — and his men. Captain Sigurdur Petursson, known to locals as “the Iceman”, ran into the shallow water and grabbed the shark by its tail. He dragged it off to dry land and killed it with his knife.

“He caught it just with his hands. There was a lot of blood in the sea and the shark came in and he thought it was dangerous,” Frede Kilime, a hunter and fisherman who watched from the beach, told Reuters by phone from Greenland. Icelandic author and journalist Reynir Traustason, who knows the trawler captain, said the act was typical of the man. “He’s called ‘the Iceman’ because he isn’t scared of anything,” he said. “I know the people in that part of the world. They are really tough.”