A reader comes up with a great idea for NR/NRO to raise some money.

Mr. D—I think it would be a great NRO fundraiser to bid on the services of contributors for a day. You as a butler would doubtless be a huge moneymaker and entertaining as all get out. Even though I am essentially destitute, living as I do in Northern [name of state] with two children in out-of-state colleges, I’d scrape up some cash to try to be able to Live The Dream.

K-Lo as a maid? Jonah as a gentleman’s gentleman? Kate as a governess? This could be our most successful money-raising venture yet! Whaddya say, guys? … Guys? …